Game Give the User above you an imaginary Present.

[Dogowar]

A barf bag. Because the lady above him, in such a car, would scare him to death lol

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

A new blue shirt and a new tie

 

[Pppp99]

A sex robot

 

[Esoterix]

The wing of a bee.

 

[ItsaMeRyan]

Flowers?

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

More books

 

[Dirtybugger666]

A choice of razor or guillotine

 

[Thalassa]

Mustang Shelby GT 500... but she has to promise to take me for a ride in it at least once.

It's a plan! How about you get one for yourself too and we go drag racing?!

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Thread: a necklace with a holy cross pendant.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Billions of sponges

 

[Phantasym]

A lifetime supply of wet wipes.

 

[Thalassa]

A lifetime supply of wet wives.

 

[Phantasym]

Not sure liking that post does it justice...

A lifetime supply of whatever I'd do with all those wet wives

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Dishes? Vacuuming? Laundry?
Here have a coconut.

 

[Phantasym]

Well, that would be what I'd have those wet wives do ... not what I'd do with them

A 10 hour long video of some guys in a horse costume, dubbed with the sound of me banging the halves of that coconut together.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Sits down for a relaxing movie.

Here's some popcorn kernels. Oh and my glass is empty.

 

[Phantasym]

Nothing like 10 hours of the sounds of something banging together.

One of those boxes of cheap wine. That should fill your glass plenty of times.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Cask wine?

You sir get a beating. Offering cask wine to visitors. Disgraceful behaviour!

 

[Phantasym]

Well, it seemed like a nice pairing with those popcorn kernels. But hey, it earned me a beating, so who am I to argue. Just so long as it's not you doing the beating...

But hey, you can have front-row seats. Here's a ticket...

 

[Pppp99]

A great ban appeal letter

 

[Dirtybugger666]

A sausage.