Game Give the User above you an imaginary Present.

[aly4tribute]

An immaculately clean pig sty

 

[pigheaded]

You animal! I was just teasing!

Hmmm.. short brunette hair and a fluffy dress...ohhh and makeup!

 

[aly4tribute]

no heels?

A starring role in Babe 3: Pig in a blanket

 

[pigheaded]

Ohh no...flats!

Costar in pig in a blanket sex scenes....there.... mic drop!

 

[aly4tribute]

Earplugs to give the crew for all the squealing

 

[pigheaded]

Hmmm, who squealed louder??...I have a bet going.....

A week as a librarian....yes with the cool glasses...

 

[aly4tribute]

A week as a human

 

[pigheaded]

Damn that was below the belt!

A week as a guy! I soooo win!

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Dammit.

A carnivorous dildo

 

[Misha000]

I don't have any room anymore since Gerald moved in..

Endless rainy days

 

[Dirtybugger666]

At least he looks happy.

Carrots on a string

 

[Misha000]

What do crabs eat?

PS. Octavian is a great name isn't it

Thread: penis enlargement cream

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Scraps.
Omnischlong is a better name.

Thread.
Vaginal tightening surgery

 

[Misha000]

Testicle detector

 

[Dirtybugger666]

A bucket for her head. Bags rip

 

[Dirtybugger666]

What a coincidence I just lost mine.

Here's 16 litres of bleach for no reason.

 

[Pppp99]

A chill pill wrapped in bacon so he'll eat it

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Crush the pill and snort it.

Then chase him round with a bacon hard-on lol

 

[Dirtybugger666]

A chariot to ride

 

[Pppp99]

A dick tattoo on his forehead