Funny God/Goddess

[Naughtyandbearded]

I am Naughtyandbearded God of the last chance bringer of experience. Fear me because I will ask for permission.

 

[Amberrlicious]

I am Amber goddess of love, fear me because you know that you will never get it right

 

[Deleted member 1355709]

I am Emri, Goddess of Boredom, fear me because I have nothing better to do.

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I am PrincessPraise, goddess of my panties and a matching bra, fear me because I am now a moment before I hear him chuckle.

 

[Harley31]

I am Harley, Goddess of course, bringer of sunshine on a Sunday. Fear me because that makes sense in terms where all these things come before going.

 

[Deleted member 1428022]

I am bull, god of the world cup final, bringer of the year. Fear me because I have a lot of work

 

[Amberrlicious]

I am Amberrlicious, goddess of love, bringer of the sea, fear me because of the fact I have never seen you

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I am PrincessPraise, goddess of course, bringer of protection for my body against his chest. Fear me because I can just imagine your response.

Lol. I like the against his chest bit

Your turn @Lucifer7771

 

[Lucifer7771]

I am Lucifer,god of life,bringer of the time I was in my room with the music on. Fear me because I have no idea why it doesn't work but not sure if it was just a bit too early

 

[MorellaGoddessofLeather]

I am Morella, Goddess of leather, bringer of leather scarps and clothing, fear me as I have crushed cities with my perverted mind and you must address me as such when you speak to me.

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket, Goddess of love, bringer of the best vegan chocolate cake, Fear me because I'm a bit confused.

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

I am Maddiemoiselle, Goddess of the Clones (okay? Lol), bringer of the Clones (loool), fear me because I don't know if I can track down one of the Clones (wtf is with these Clones in my predictive text???)

 

[Chris_90]

I am Chris_90, God of the three countries that have been affected by climate, bringer of global change and the most recent study of the impact on the environment, fear me because they have been doing the same thing for decades…

What the F

 

[Nekojanai]

I am Sakura3, Goddess of love, bringer of course you can always be happy with me when you get home. Fear me because you don't want to go to sleep.

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I am LeiaSkywalker, Goddess of my head, bringer of the same thing as you. Fear me because you don't want me to be in bed with your tongue.

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket, Goddess of the day, bringer of the day, fear me because I wouldn't have to be up at 8.30.

 

[SexualNinja89]

I am SexualNinja, God of the Apocalypse, bringer of my bed. Fear me because of the air inside the house.

 

[Stanthropical]

I am Stanthropical God of all things that are true bringer of all kinds of things that you can be. Fear me because I'm the devil in your life but you know what you want to do with your body.

This game is too complicated

 

[Harley31]

I am Harley, Goddess of Canada and the random world. Bringer of Canada is an orgasm that makes you want me. Fear me because she'd like to be wishing for you when they talk about themselves

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket44, goddess of this young woman, bringer of the day, fear me because I don't want you in the same place as I am.