Funny God/Goddess

[Lil_wonders]

I am Lil_wonders Goddess of Peace, bringer of love, fear me because I am a Goddess who has no desire.

 

[Chris_90]

I am Chris_90 God of the four people killed by gunfire in the city, bringer of violence and fear, fear me because I am the only person who is willing to fight for the right of others…

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket Goddess of all the effort, bringer of the best vegan chocolate, fear me because I'm telling you to.

 

[Amelia24]

I am Amelia Goddess of all things you do , bringer of all the ways to get to the bottom of your life , fear me because I’m a little bit of an idiot

 

[th11ckm4n]

I am Th11ckm4n, God of bitter coffee, bringer of contagious yawns. Fear me because I set the alarm for three in the morning

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket, goddess of all the effort, bringer of my love, fear me because I don't know what to say

 

[th11ckm4n]

I am Th11ckm4n, God of Messages Sent to the Wrong Recipient, Guardian of Keys that vanish into thin air. Fear me because I know how to make your nose itch while you’re reaching for the toilet paper