Got jokes?

[sky_lar]

Anyone got good jokes? Silly, dirty, don't matter. I'll kick things off.

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? The shit runs in your jeans. xD

 

[sky_lar]

What was Bruce Lee's favourite thing to drink?

 

[BigD9]

So lately I’ve been seeing this girl, her name is Virginia. My friends call her Virgin, for short.

...but not for long!

 

[sky_lar]

There was a decent looking young man at a school dance. Only thing out of sorts with him was that he had a wooden eye. (This was before they made glass eyes)

There alone he found himself looking for a partner to dance with, and through the crowd notice a girl sitting on the bleachers alone. A pretty girl, her flaw was her lips on her face say vertical instead of horizontal.

The boy approached her and extended his hand, "would you like to dance?"
Excited the girl quickly responded "would eye?!?!"
The boy quickly snatched his hand back "Fuck you bitch! I didn't just walk up and call you cunt face, did I?!"

 

[Ronaldray1]

So a blonde goes into a hotel to fuck her boyfriend she comes out and theres a bruise on her belly button. Why?


The boyfriend was blonde as well