Banter Guess the answer...

I'm guessing it has to be a cooler month so that onesies are more snuggly...but I don't know which hemisphere you're in....let's try February

When's the last time I had an alcoholic drink?
 
April 4th, 1992 12:04 pm You pounded it, ran out into the street in front of a taxi completely naked, they screeched to a stop you fell on the hood of the car, got your dick stuck in the half open hood, ended up burning it on the radiator and was taken to the hospital for a slightly burned penis. You didnt mind cause the nurse was hot and applied ointment to your wingwang hourly.

How many times a day do I click on this ad?
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Someguy1323 said:
April 4th, 1992 12:04 pm You pounded it, ran out into the street in front of a taxi completely naked, they screeched to a stop you fell on the hood of the car, got your dick stuck in the half open hood, ended up burning it on the radiator and was taken to the hospital for a slightly burned penis. You didnt mind cause the nurse was hot and applied ointment to your wingwang hourly.

How many times a day do I click on this ad?
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Ok, who are you and how did you know about that?! :D

Thread:
Never...you just stare

How many lines of code will I write today? +/- 100
 
4, most of it is copy paste, so, you dont actually write much, change some variables, change some parameters, maybe a little different logic. Bam bug fixed, time for a nap. If you include searching stack overflow for code snippets. Then maybe more, but still, we all know writing code at this point is more pasting code than actually writing it. (Unless you're doing something in U-SQL, but even then, you copy from other files you already wrote code in)

What is the largest program I ever worked on and compiled +-1,000,000 lines of code.
 
lol. you're not far off given the number of meetings I'm in today. lol.

The largest program you've ever worked on was 1 line....print("Hello world"), because you actually don't like programming, but just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

Edit: Have I read Clean Code by Uncle Bob?
 
I know the answer to that...I have not read it. Have you? is it worthwhile? Like...really worth it....I've been writing code since I was 8, granted I'm not a big book learning type of guy when it comes to code....so...I'd probably learn something, but will I actually use what I learn?

How many years have I been writing code for (exact number only accepted, but I'll like your answer no matter what)
 
Someguy1323 said:
I know the answer to that...I have not read it. Have you? is it worthwhile? Like...really worth it....I've been writing code since I was 8, granted I'm not a big book learning type of guy when it comes to code....so...I'd probably learn something, but will I actually use what I learn?

How many years have I been writing code for (exact number only accepted, but I'll like your answer no matter what)
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Yes...I need to read the thread titles better. I have read it. It is good. You'll pick up at least 1 thing...

I'm going to say 41 years.


What's the most difficult language I've had to use?
 
LISP.....(message (mapconcat 'char-to-string (list(*(+(*)(*))(+(*)(*))(+(*)(*))(+(*)(*)(*))(+(*)(*)(*)))(+(+(*)(*)(*))(*(+(*)(*))(+(*(+(*)(*))(+(*)(*)))(+(*)(*)(*)))(+(*(+(*)(*))(+(*)(*)))(+;;(* )(*) (*)))) )(*(+( *)(*))(+(* )(*))(+(*)(* )(*))(+(*) (*)(*) )(+(*)(* )(*)))(* (+(*)(*) )(+(*)(*)) (+(*)(*) (*)) (+(* )(*)(* ))(+(*)(*) (*)))(+(+( *)(*)(*))( *(+( *)(*))(+ (* )( *))(+( *)(* )(*))( +(*) (*)(*) )(+(*)(*)( *))) )(*(+( *)(* ))(+(* )(*))( +(*)(*))(+ (*)(*))(+( *)(* )))(*(+( *) (* )(*))( +(+( *)(*)) (*(+(*)( *)(*))(+(* )(*) (*))(+ (*)( *)(* )))))( *(+(*)(*)( *))(+(*)(* (+(*)(*))( +(*) (*))(+(* )( *) (*))(+ (*)( *)(*)) )) )(*(+(*) (*))(+(*)( *)(* ))(+(+(*)(*) (*)) (*(+(* )(*))( +(*)(* ))(+(*)( *))(+(*)(*)) )) )(*(+(*)(* ))(+(*)( *))( +(*)(* )(*))( +(*)(*)( *))(+(*)(*)(*)))(*(+(*)(*))(+(*)(*))(+(+(*)(*))(+(*)(*)(*)))(+(+(*)(*))(+(*)(*)(*))))(*(+(*)(*)(*))(+(+(*)(*))(*(+(*)(*)(*))(+(*)(*)(*))))))""))

Edit...super, you dont like alcohol, so someone sneaks it into your wheat grass smoothie, and BOOM drunk P's

What is the square root of 4? (I dont want to think of a question)
 
omg...forgot about LISP....but I'll take that over assembly for the 68HC11.

I don't do math outside of work

Am I the boss of me?
 
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