Banter Guess the answer...

[Sakura3]

Yes.

Did I eat pineapple, kiwi or strawberries today?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Strawberries

Did I wear a suit today?

 

[swaggered]

you did not wear a bathing suit today, just your birthday suit

where did i leave my coffee mug today

outside on the deck
on the back of my truck
on top of an amp

 

[Nepenthe]

outside on the deck

did i work on upper body, lower body, or core and mobility today?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Lower body

Did I choose that answer on purpose?

 

[Sakura3]

Yes.

My cat made me trip and fall on my right or left knee today?

 

[Stanthropical]

Left.


I bought new shower curtains. Have I replaced them yet?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Not yet

I am wearing a shirt now; true or false?

 

[Nepenthe]

true

as I type this, am I in bed, in the shower, or on the couch?

 

[Stanthropical]

Couch.

Do I have Amazon picking up stupid shit they sold to me or do I have find a stupid ass UPS Store?

 

[swaggered]

ups

do i have any financial debt?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. A million bajillion zillion silly maple syrup dollars.

How many boxes did I recently order?

 

[swaggered]

42

how many rods i own?

 

[Nepenthe]

5

do I prefer showering in the morning or at night?

 

[Esoterix]

Night.

Who do I spend the most of my time with?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Your best friend

Do I have a short hair?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Balding too.

Dude, where's my car?

 

[swaggered]

annnnnnnd then?
up on blocks

what’s my tell?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

I have no idea what you're referring to

Am I craving avocado right now or an artichoke?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Avocado

Am I wearing glasses now?