Banter Guess the answer...

[Professor_Oral]

Both. Thought it was awesome at first, then the gravitas of the situation dawned on you

Am I enjoying my current project at work?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Dud I score a bunch of very discounted strip steak yesterday and bought a shit ton for freezing or a bunch of very discounted frozen wild salmon packs?

 

[Esoterix]

Yeah.

edit - salmon

Is my rooibos vanilla flavoured?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes.

How many different rooibos tea combinations do I have?

 

[MelancholyArtist]

zero

how many hares do I have on my head?

 

[Esoterix]

7

edit - none

What time did I last receive a phone call? 13:32, 16:16, 12:10, 14:50?

 

[Stanthropical]

14:50


Did I stain my whole top yet, only one side or not at all?

 

[Esoterix]

One side

Am I currently sat in a hammock or a tent?

 

[Stanthropical]

Hammock.

How many mugs did I buy for myself on Sunday?

 

[Lilith2_0]

One

How many mugs out of my enormous collection do I typically rotate between?

 

[Esoterix]

Four

Similar question. How many mugs do I use each day?

 

[Stanthropical]

One

How many hats did I buy last week?

 

[swaggered]

2

How many heads of garlic did I harvest this year, 25, 50, 75, or 100?

 

[Professor_Oral]

75

How many miles do I drive in a week.. within 50 miles

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Less than 50 miles

I have a bottle of water near me. Is it on my right or on my left?

 

[Stanthropical]

Left.

How many times did my luggage get weighed in the last ten days?

 

[Lilith2_0]

2 times

Why is my head aching?

 

[swaggered]

you bumped it on a bird feeder

Do I still have a chipmunk problem?

 

[Stanthropical]

Apparently.

How many bird feeders I have hanging which I don't refill?

 

[swaggered]

two

How many red-breasted nuthatches do I have terrorizing all the other birds at my feeder today? Territorial little shits, but fun to watch.