Banter Guess the answer...
- Thread starter Stanthropical
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Tully_Monster
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Yes
Did I have vegetable fried rice today or yesterday?
Did I have vegetable fried rice today or yesterday?
Stanthropical
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Yesterday.
Did I feed cats today or not yet?
Did I feed cats today or not yet?
You haven't yet.
Did I spend over two hours walking today?
Did I spend over two hours walking today?
No. You got annoyed, wrote out a very direct response, then thought.. what's the point and deleted it.
How much to the nearest £10 did I spend in Ikea today?
How much to the nearest £10 did I spend in Ikea today?
Stanthropical
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Yes.
Did I cut my pinky while peeling a potato or slicing a potato?
Did I cut my pinky while peeling a potato or slicing a potato?
I think it went like this....
"Hey sexy, you single?" *a bunch of cat calls*
You: "Shut the fuck up and give me your truck you bitch!"
Them: "Damn woman, you all Dom with a capital D aren't you?"
You: "Where are the keys?"
How many times do I "feed the bunny" a day?
"Hey sexy, you single?" *a bunch of cat calls*
You: "Shut the fuck up and give me your truck you bitch!"
Them: "Damn woman, you all Dom with a capital D aren't you?"
You: "Where are the keys?"
How many times do I "feed the bunny" a day?
If that's a euphemism, I don't know what for. But I'm assuming "the worst". Every other day?
Did I see one, two or three giant trees yesterday?
Did I see one, two or three giant trees yesterday?
No you aren’t.
Do I have a book to read ?
Do I have a book to read ?
No
How many storage boxes did I purchase yesterday?
How many storage boxes did I purchase yesterday?
15
man I a good dancer ?
man I a good dancer ?
Yes.
Am I going to Publix today ?
Am I going to Publix today ?
Yes. Publix rocks
How many dog toys did I buy yesterday at the pet store?
2
1
Or none
How many dog toys did I buy yesterday at the pet store?
2
1
Or none