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Of course.

I haven't watered my snake plant for months. Is it still alive?
 
Answering your question based on its grammar: yes.

Have I upgraded to a digital thermostat or still proudly using a manual one, because fuck that noise?
 
You are most definitely taping/gluing that manual one to eek the life out of it for sure.

I have my fav’ pair of shoes in 4 different colours?
 
You can fish, pull trees out of the ground one handed, play like Coltrane and have a nickname of Merlin at the Pinball hall, so amateur boxing, pfft, easy.. Anyway, yea.

I had a minor accident during my driving exam and still passed?
 
I don't know how to guess that.

Not sure what I'm guessing...

Am I still feeding some kittens or they're gone for some unexplained reason?
 
I mean tbh am deciding whether you flushed them, or they have disappeared down to the secret hand crafted magical kitty kingdom in the basement you have slaved over… Am 50/50




Am I a Diet Pepsi or Diet Coke person?
 
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Perilous move am thinking.. No

(You need to get the get off my f***ing phone slap app)
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Did my wine bottle just run dry?
 
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Which minor inconvenience caused my bitch fit....
1. Making coffee and adding a spoonful of grounds instead of sugar
2. My cat getting hair all over my black sweater I just laid out to wear
3. A text message
 
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