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[Someguy1323]

happy faced balloon that looks like sperm

What is the top item in my search history?

 

[swaggered]

happy faced balloon that looks like sperm

What is the top item in my search history?

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happy faced balloon that looks like sperm

Now what's my top search item?

 

[Someguy1323]

cum guzzling sluts near me

How many cups of coffee did I have today?

 

[Sakura3]

One too many.

What did I have for dinner and forgot to take a photo of to send to @CantBeTamed ?

 

[Peony7538]

Let me guess, pizza

What fruit did I have with lunch?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Pineapple


What 3 states will I be in or driving through tomorrow ?

 

[Andy_32]

Virginia, Pennsylvania, New York


How do I like my eggs in the morning?

 

[Peony7538]

Overeasy

How many parrots visit my bird feeder?

 

[swaggered]

Zero

What colour is my hair?

 

[Peony7538]

Blondish brown

What color are my sandals I'm wearing?

 

[swaggered]

White

what am I roasting right now?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

A pig


How much did I win at the casino today?

 

[Locket44]

275


What form of transport did I use today?

 

[HellinHeels]

$100

Edit: bus?

How many vehicle accidents have I been in?

 

[swaggered]

Hopefully none

When’s the last time scissors touched the hair on my head? Year is good enough.

 

[frisson]

2019

How much is an emergency plumber going to cost me?

 

[swaggered]

Extra.

Have you seen the episode where Homer becomes a stone cutter?

Edit:
Now you have

 

[Locket44]

I hadn't


Did I eat breakfast today?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

No. You slept in

Did I have breakfast today?

 

[Someguy1323]

3x. You love it (maybe it's just me)

What cartoon character is on my favorite pink shirt I wear when I travel?