Banter Guess the answer...

[Lele9]

Next to the milk

How many bones have I broken?

 

[Stanthropical]

Three.
Wtf @ milk.

How many times have I lost my temper, offfline, in the last seven days?

 

[Simonsaysxxx503]

387!?

How many tattoos do I have?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

6.


How many Christmas cards did I send ?

 

[Harley31]

0


How many times hace I said sorry today?

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

BIG FAT ZERO!

I own a horse?

 

[Peony8317]

Yes

How many iguanas did I see today

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

2

I have over 200 head of cattle?

 

[Peony8317]

No

How many horses did I see today?

 

[AnExoticIndian]

Yes

How much white guys like Indian girls?

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

{_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________} Much

How many pretzels did I eat today?

 

[Stanthropical]

Three.

At least How many house plants am looking to get?

 

[Locket44]

8


Where am I going on vacation next week?

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Back Home....

What do I want from Santa?

 

[AnExoticIndian]

Back Home....

What do I want from Santa?

A beautiful girl for Christmas eve to have some party with.

What do I want from santa ?

 

[Stanthropical]

Money.

How many people are getting presents from me? Fml.

 

[Esoterix]

Five people, maybe six.

Am I buying gifts for 0-5 people? 6-10 people? Or 11+ people?

 

[Normalish]

You seem generous 11+

How many different meats have I ordered for Christmas lunch ,1,2 or 3

 

[Esoterix]

2

Which colour am I thinking of painting my nails this evening?

 

[Peony8317]

Blush pink

What color was my first bicycle