Banter Guess the answer...

[Esoterix]

Three.

What food am I planning on eating Christmas Eve?

 

[Stanthropical]

Pub takeout.

Have I ever been to a tropical country?

 

[Peony8317]

No

Have I ever been to Naples Italy

 

[Esoterix]

No.

Have I ever been to the US?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

No.

How many more days will I work this year?

 

[Esoterix]

Five.

Do I own any horses?

 

[Woodrow46]

Neigh...

What do I desire this Christmas?

 

[Esoterix]

Happiness, health and being surrounded by loved ones. Probably cash, too.

How many presents have I wrapped this Christmas so far? 5-15? 16-25? 26-40? 41-55? 56-70? 71-100? 101+?

 

[Stanthropical]

Cash.

5-15

Have I hauled an aquarium inside home yet?

 

[Esoterix]

No. Pending.

How many gonks are currently in my bedroom?

 

[Stanthropical]

300

Am I expecting stupid ass clothes I won't fit into for presents?

 

[Esoterix]

Uh-huh and bedding. Hopefully a Christmas card with a real glittery front too.

What three sounds can I hear right now above all other sounds?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yourself laughing, slapping your knee and choking from own laughter. Pest.

What's my favorite bedding material?

 

[Peony8317]

Cotton/polyester

What is the thread count on my sheets?

 

[MelancholyArtist]

total, or per inch? I'm going with 600 per inch

What is my favorite wind instrument?

 

[Peony8317]

Pan flute

What was my first pets name?

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I'm guessing Bear.

What is my favorite dog breed?

 

[Stanthropical]

Chihuahuahuahuahuahahhahaha

Did I leave the water on at home so the pipes don't freeze?

 

[Esoterix]

No.

Did my car give me a warning light when I turned it on today?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes.

Am I going to really hate winter over next ten days?