Banter Guess the answer...

[LeiaSkywalker]

One

How many football matches have I watched on TV today?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Soccer? Two .


Is my car clean right now ?

 

[Stanthropical]

no

Am I dirty and need a shower?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Very much so.

What time is my alarm set for tomorrow morning?

 

[Stanthropical]

0500

Have I ever seen a dead person that's not part of a funeral?

 

[Esoterix]

It’s not set. It’s Sunday.

Edit: Yes.

What did I have for lunch today?

 

[Stanthropical]

fish and chips

Is my car in garage, right out front or at the end or beginning of the block?

 

[Esoterix]

Out front.

Did I buy someone lunch today, or did they buy lunch for me?

 

[Stanthropical]

they

Am I bald?

 

[Esoterix]

Yeah.

Am I younger or older than 30?

 

[swaggers]

Over

Am I easily offended?

 

[Peony8317]

No

How many avocados did I buy today?

 

[Stanthropical]

three

How many avocados do I have which may be bad now fml

 

[Acetea]

2

Have I ever assisted to funerals

 

[Esoterix]

Yeah

Am I on my bed, in my bed, in the bath or sat in my garden by a fire?

 

[Deleted member 1018311]

Seems the last one

What was there for my dinner today?

 

[Esoterix]

Fish, peas and potato.

What colour is my hair?

 

[Deleted member 1018311]

Black

When was the last time I visited my family?

 

[Esoterix]

Two days ago.

Am I engaged, married, divorced, widowed or none of the above?

 

[Deleted member 1018311]

Enganged

Am I a selfie person?