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A fancy hat like they do on Kentucky derby days.
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Theres no way that would fit through doors in your house!

If I could wear one hat for the rest of my life what would it look like?
 
Same thing as we all do...Hopes of getting some awesome sex the next day.

What can I do with my hands, that very few other people have done?
 
Opening up the drawer full of toys, finding one you like, then its out of batteries, so you grab another, and the same thing....when you finally find one that works, you notice you're out of lube and your like "fuck it", and just go to sleep.

What meals do I eat in a normal day?
 
Your ear...its always so loud, the breathing, then the tongue your like, if I wanted a wet willie I'd give myself one!

What part of my body am I going to shave next?
 
Depends if you think sexy neighbor guy is going to see you or not...if so, a well fit shirt and a short skirt. You'll just "happen" to forget something in the trunk, so you can stop, get out and reach way in the trunk for something flashing the toned booty of Aphrodite at him. If you dont think you'll see him, yoga shorts and a shirt that says "I've made some mistakes in life, but these things with me arent them". It may have to wrap around on to the back of the shirt though, so people could get the wrong idea....

What does my favorite pair of swim trunks have all over it?
 
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1. Your dog you use to pick up guys with. You should train it how to limp on command so the strangers you see will get all concerned and talk to you.

How many pets do I have?
 
I liked it bc I laughed, not bc you’re right :p

3?

What time will I go to the gym today?
 
5 mins after you wanted to go.
(I like pretty much everything here whether correct or not because it's humorous or...yeah maybe that penis hat is what I need for the rest of my life)

Do I shower in the morning, afternoon or night usually?
 
Night.

I like to throw some rotisserie chicken pieces into a bowl, some sliced baby carrots, sliced garlic cloves, broccoli and some cashews, sometimes frozen green peas, then throw it all into the microwave, covered, for about four to four and a half minutes. What is the only seasoning I usually sprinkle on top?
 
Skin shavings from when you last pumiced your feet. It adds that special flavor that reminds you of you. Sometimes it's a little gritty from the garden soil, but still.

Do I ever use a microwave to cook? If so what do I cook?
 
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