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I think you’re going to be a little crazy and have pizza with chicken on it.

What muscle group will I be working on in my workout today?
 
Fried shrimp and butterscotch. You should know better than to buy candy from the international market though...at least you learned your lesson.

What color is my car?
 
Overly timid men, they have no chance...just like the spiders that scare you. I know what picture not to post here then!

Complete this sentence for me...my day will end with _______.
 
my day will end with an alien abduction where I will be taken to an unknown planet and have my toes sucked for eternity.

How am I going to get rid of this headache?
 
I'm betting the dog took it, put it in your recycling again. Its a common occurrence with people who have dogs. I know I've lost more than one to the bunny taking mine, so I'm assuming dogs are even worse. You'll find it one day I'm sure, you might have to dig it out of the trash or behind the sofa though.

Edit, wow...still works!

Where is my giant bottle of lube I NEED IT NOW!
 
Um...If I was to guess...you want a footlong, plain, just in between your lips, maybe suck the juices out of it, nibble on it a little. You might even go as far as seeing how much you can take in your mouth before pulling it out again, showing your skills off to your friends and acquaintances. I'm sure they'll all be thoroughly impressed. I know I would be. I would guess, maybe you'll put a condom(ent), (yes its not the same spelling shhhh) on it, but, I have a feeling you like it best without, just straight hot dog in between the lips.

Do you think I'll get a video of that?
 
Of what?

I sat at temporary traffic lights on red for about 5 minutes this morning, before deciding they weren’t working. Did I drive through regardless or divert down a side road?
 
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