Banter Guess the answer...

[Stanthropical]

77

What scent is my laundry detergent?

 

[Esoterix]

Lavender.

What was the last thing I searched for on Google?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

New cookie recipe.

What was the last thing I did before I went to bed last night?

 

[Saximony]

Jerked off.

How many pinball machines do I own?

 

[Stanthropical]

50+

Did I buy 10GA or 12GA 50ft extension cord yesterday?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

12GA.

What piercing am I considering getting next?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Navel.


How many tattoos do I have ?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Three.

How many days ago did I shave my legs?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

8


How many turkeys did I see in my yard today?

 

[Esoterix]

Three.

How many times have I been married?

 

[Stanthropical]

7

What's inside of my head?

 

[Esoterix]

Large empty space?

How many cars do I own?

 

[swaggered]

Now that was just funny. Mean...but funny.

How about 1?

Did I grow up in the country I live in now?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes.

How much of the empty space in my head is occupied by dark matter?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

4/3 pi x d* ...... *=3

Did I have a great time yesterday?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Do you know how to calculate the circumference of a sphere?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

No.

Do I need to wash my truck ?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes.

How many times did I eat fish over the last seven days?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Five.

How many missed call notifications do I have on my phone?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Twice

Edit: Zero

How many laptops do I have?