Banter Guess the answer...

[AnIndianGirl]

A little salt on it ..may be

Does people still believe that Santa cums in chimney?

 

[Stanthropical]

Does not compute

Do I know whether my fir is still upright and did I re-attach the ornaments?

 

[Esoterix]

Didn’t bother with ornaments, anticipating he’ll just be blown down again.

How many sheds/outhouses do I have?

 

[Stanthropical]

7

What do I think of when you say outhouse?

 

[Esoterix]

Probably a toilet.

Do I keep any fish in my pond?

 

[Stanthropical]

You do, when they're alive.

Do I have a tricycle?

 

[Esoterix]

No.

Did I purchase two small Christmas cushions because I really like the design, even though they have religious quotes on them, which I find kinda cringe?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes.

Am I about to SSS?

 

[Esoterix]

Assuming that’s “shit shower shave”, if so, probably and all at the same time.

Do I like fried eggs?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Did I SSS or just SS? Or just S?

 

[Sakura3]

SSS

What do I hate the most squats or lunges?

 

[Casey86]

Squats

Do I enjoy the winter months?

 

[Sakura3]

No.

Can I swim under water?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

I'll guess no

Do I prefer wrapping gifts or using gift bags?

 

[Stanthropical]

wrapping

What am I currently sitting on, my bed, kitchen stool, office chair, toilet or floor?

 

[HellinHeels]

Office chair

What do I collect?

 

[Stanthropical]

Unemployment checks.

Am I expecting stupid Amazon deliveries today and tomorrow?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

Obvo, probs, yeah

Did I finish Christmas shopping yesterday or today?

 

[HellinHeels]

Today

How many times did I say goodbye to my dad before I could hangup?

 

[kcguy5150]

6

How may different stores did I go to today?