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Threading what? what?

Did I sell anything successfully in the last two weeks?
 
Your soul was gone long ago, so no, nothing sold, you're kinda disappointed that deal with the devil never really worked out how you planned, sadly though, you have to live with the consequences of said deal.

Is my phone usually charged, or almost out of power? (50 50 shot, shoot your shot)
 
Usually almost out of power, because you look at weird stuff on the phone all day and forget to charge it.

Am I contemplating a hot bath or a super hot long shower?
 
No. You're cheap when it comes to toxic substances, because paying premium for poison is absurd.

Do I fully shower before or after hot bath soak?
 
Basketball, because watching men chewing crap and make spit for hours, and barely making any sports is ridiculous.

Do I have a high-flow fuel rail for sale with injectors or I forgot about the injectors and left them in the car when i junked it?
 
You've got the mind of a steel trap fused with years of neglect, of course you forgot about the injectors. You're lucky you remembered to describe it as "high-flow" as its been years since you've seen anything resembling high flow due to the enlarged prostate.

Have I tried viagra?
 
With injectors because who would forget them in the car before junking it

Edit: of course, you get free samples with a porn hub subscription

Have I recently sent away for a family tree?
 
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