Banter Guess the answer...

Everyone wants to know if they're actually related to their siblings, of course you did. DNA sample so the government can track you through 3rd party companies? HELL YEAH! (secretly not a conspiracy theorist)

What did I have for dinner tonight?
 
Cereal because it's Stans favourite

I just made tea to go with my berries and greek yogurt. Did I...
  1. throw out the tea bag and steep the packet
  2. put the berries in my tea or
  3. boil the water so long it all evaporated?
 
3, but at the same time you put the "berries" in your mouth, suckling them, moaning softly, and looking for a reaction. Sadly, they were truly berries, and not the berries that would initiate the moaning you hoped for...so, you threw the tea bag out, and steeped in your own imagination of a "packet" that could satiate you as much as the tea could have if you made it correctly.

What design does my underwear have on it (I need to check, as I dont remember what pair I put on this morning)
 
No, you're a lazy ass.

Did I almost drop my phone into bath while trying to keep my dick out of the frame?
 
Short.

Did I reach 5,000 lifetime miles of distance walked yet, since the phone started keeping track?
 
You did.

Did I scare the shit out of my boss earlier today by sneaking up on him and observing things with him for a minute until he turned or he scared the shit out of me that way?
 
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