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[Deleted member 1320309]

Yes, I think

Have I met a friend today?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. You keep talking about meeting friends, talking with friends, calling friends, texting friends, but you're ALWAYS here. Suspicious by now.

Am I sitting on a bag of worm poop or chair?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I really hope it's a chair.....

Do I own a Nikon or Canon dSLR camera?

 

[Stanthropical]

Nikon

Am I satisfied with my lightly tilled and smoothed out garden soil or am I about to go medieval OCD on all those twigs, other matter, clumps of soil and small stones?

 

[Stanthropical]

I really hope it's a chair.....

It's bagged.

 

[Locket44]

OCD

Am I going to swim or study tomorrow?

 

[Nepenthe]

study

do I keep my nails long or short, usually?

 

[Esoterix]

Short

Am I going to see my hygienist or hairdresser next week?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Hairdresser.


Do I look fat?

 

[swaggered]

no

am i at my lightest weight i can ever recall being at?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes.


Did the Chinese restaurant fuck up my order?

 

[Nepenthe]

no, except for the egg drop soup being too hot.

did I have tea this morning?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Yes.

Did I forget my work keys this morning or did i have to lend mine to someone who forgot theirs?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

You had to lend yours to someone who forgot theirs.

Do I use SPSS or Minitab for statistical analysis?

 

[swaggered]

spss

have i any clue what you’re talking about?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

No.

Am I wearing jeans, leggings or shorts?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Leggings

Have I published an article about Covid-19?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. They'd cut your head off in your country if you were to do so.

Do I have some of the world's spiciest pepper seeds or did I misplace them?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

You have nothing at all

Did I change the font size of the browser?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

You misplaced them.

Edit: no.

Am I wearing my hair up or down?