Banter Guess the answer...

[Deleted member 1278418]

3

How many pints of ice cream are in my freezer?

 

[Sakura3]

2

Did my cat steal both of my socks or just one?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Just the one. For now.

Did I wear sandals or outdoor hiking shoes today?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Hiking shoes.


What wild animal did I see crossing the road today?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

Alligator

How many stray cats did I feed this morning?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Eleven.

How many wild boar babies did I see today?

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Fifteen.

What's my favorite candy?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Jellybeans.

How many beautymarks do I have on my face?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

None

Do I consider myself a mediocre gift wrapper

 

[MelancholyArtist]

yes

Guess what I installed today

 

[Stanthropical]

Doggy door.

Did my plans get ruined by unexpected stupid ass rain today or I had no plans?

 

[Casey86]

ruined by the rain


Am I going to cut off my goatee soon?

 

[SilverFern]

No. Else there will be trouble.

What public holiday is being celebrated in New Zealand today?

 

[swaggered]

I wouldn’t have known without googling that it was King’s Birthday.

Is my friend, the chipmunk, still trying to live in my garage?

 

[Sakura3]

Yes.

How many cats are sleeping on top of my wardrobe?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Two.

How many cats are on the home office cat tree right now?

 

[Professor_Oral]

2

In the 6 hours I spent on site at work today, how long did what I have to do actually take me?

 

[swaggered]

less than 10 minutes...hurry up and wait.

what major woodworking tool and I missing

 

[Stanthropical]

Chisel

Do I need my cars tires replaced?

 

[ohmibod]

no , you like F1 so you will run on slicks

I'm going to get drunk today?