Banter Guess the answer...

[Esoterix]

No.

What time do I usually get into bed?

 

[Stanthropical]

After eleven.

Did I have any alcohol in the last seven days?

 

[Esoterix]

Yes.

What is my favourite season and why?

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Summer, because you can go outside with a minimal amount of clothing on, to discretely fulfill your exhibitionist desires.

What hour do I feed the birds?

 

[Stanthropical]

2 a.m., when they start chirping, to shut them the fuck up.

Have I heard cicadas in the last eight days, every single day?

 

[Esoterix]

7am and again at 7pm.

What hour do I try to water my plants at?

Edit - yeah. They’re deafening, I hear them daily.

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Before 8 am

Why did I sneeze five minutes ago?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

1 pm

I guess you needed to sneeze, my guess

Am I planning on ordering a Halloween ice cream cake mid October?

 

[Stanthropical]

Before the sun is really shining, 7ish.

Because your country is dusty af.

Yes.

How many tacos (including fake ones) did I eat in the last nine days?

 

[Esoterix]

3, with 8 spare.

What did I eat for dinner?

 

[JudithJ1337]

Pasta Salad?

What color are my bedsheets?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Pink

What is my fav color?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

Blue

What color was my first bike?

 

[JudithJ1337]

Teal

What is my favorite food category?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Red

Seafood and fruits

When did I buy my first car (only the year)?

 

[Stanthropical]

1999

How many types of fish did I just order?

 

[JudithJ1337]

An inappropriate amount... probably 4

How many times do I have sex a day?
On average... probably...

 

[Stanthropical]

Two

Am I wearing sandals or sports shoes?

 

[Esoterix]

Three.

Edit: two

edit: sandals

My bedroom is really hot and I want to open the window. What’s stopping me?

 

[JudithJ1337]

Neither, you are barefoot.

Edit: Horniness?

What is my favorite post-sex snack?