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[Deleted member 1320309]

Spanking

Why do I like spanking my partner?

 

[Stanthropical]

Cigarette and cream of mushroom soup.

'Cause you learned it fron cringe porn.

Am I staring mostly at the phone and into sea while I wait for food or at the phone and people walking by?

 

[Esoterix]

Phone and sea.

What did I last see my GP for?

 

[Stanthropical]

Routine physical.

Did I get to hold a snake, lizard, tortoise or a combination of two yesterday?

 

[Esoterix]

Snake.

Have I had a snake round my neck and one across my arms at the same time or a tarantula in my hands, or both?

 

[Stanthropical]

Tarantula only.

How much in cash, approximately within 50 notes, have I used in the last five days?

 

[Esoterix]

750

How much in cash is in my purse right now?

 

[Stanthropical]

0.

How much cash did I have, and still do, in my wallet since Sunday?

 

[Professor_Oral]

350?

How many steps have I taken today, to the nearest 500?

 

[Esoterix]

11,500

Did I shower, bath, or go to bed filthy?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Shower

Did I get caught in traffic due to the sudden thunderstorm and downpour of rain this evening?

 

[Esoterix]

Yeah.

Am I sat in my garden, or lying on my bed with a fan pointed directly at me?

 

[Professor_Oral]

In bed with the fan?

Am I in bed with a fan pointed at me? The windows pushed open? Or both?

 

[Esoterix]

Both

Am I a romantic person?

 

[Professor_Oral]

I think so. Maybe more behind closed doors than out in public.

Am I quiet and shy when you first meet me?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Can not tell till I meet ya but I guess so

Do I have green shoes?

 

[Stanthropical]

The most greenest. Forest green.

Does my passport expire within six months or longer?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Longer

Do I have a bottle of water next to my bed?

 

[Esoterix]

Should hope longer if you wanna get home.

Edit - No bottle

Did I see a massive house spider and set up a phone to film it in case it moved, because I had to go do other things and couldn't deal with it.. or am I boss af and removed the spider?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Boss af. Poor spider

Do I have a dog?