Banter Guess the answer...

Cookies. Cranberry walnut cookies. Fuck, I want some.

Am I early or late today?
 
You don't know. Maybe in an hour, maybe in three. You'll hang around until you pass out.

6 a.m.

Did I have a burger and ice cream or just a burger just now?
 
Bacon and eggs.

Did I have an "English breakfast" this week or stuck to breakfast with fruit, granola and yogurt sides every day?
 
Yes you are!!

What is the highlight of my day going to be today (sounds like I’m asking a tarot card reader)?
 
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