Banter Guess the answer...

All signs point to yes. Eight ball doesn’t lie.

Am I pain free for the first time in 662 days?
 
Twice.

Did these mother fuckers take my water again or this time they have no fucks?
 
Well, after 3 snake bites, two bloody Marie’s and an espresso martini… I’m guessing $30 pounds..

What did I eat for lunch?
 
175

Pasta and salad.

Do I travel with a tiny bottle of hand sanitizer, packet or sanitizer wipes or both?
 
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