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12. Wtf

Am I walking to get ice cream in the same clothes I wore for like 36hrs and then went to get tacos, or did I switch into something very thin and beach-like, because 90F?
 
12. Wtf

Am I walking to get ice cream in the same clothes I wore for like 36hrs and then went to get tacos, or did I switch into something very thin and beach-like, because 90F?

actually went with 18lbs. cheaper shipping.

I don't know where you're from in the UK, not that I would know the regional accents...let alone if you're from the UK originally, so can I just say you have an English accent?

Was I born in Canada?
 
probably somewhere down the line...so I'll go with yes.

When's the last time I bought coffee that was already roasted?
 
That doesn't count.

You bought it over five years ago.

Hiw many pieces of clothing am I wearing in my walk?
 
I hope more than 1. socks, sneakers, commando, shorts, muscle top to show off your arms, and a rocking headband ... so 7

do I have sugar cones in my pantry?
 
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ask them for nanaimo flavour :)

am I going to buy a tub of icecream before stores close for the long weekend here?
 
Yes, you gave to after all this ice cream talk.


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Did I get coconut, pistachio, chocolate and pecan flavors
or
Coconut, pistachio, chocolate and coffee?
 
tricky...coffee? ... and where's the sugar cone?

Did I just pinch my skin in a blood pressure monitor cuff by accident?
 
No.

Did I just imagine you sitting at a desk made of thick ass tree bark, but propped up on bar stools, you wearing steampunk officer's hat, banging on a keyboard which has every key as a rubber ducky?
 
Chocolate, pistachio and coconut.

(fuck the cone, btw, that's just way too much wheat and sugar--i gotta draw a line somewhere and I might just go on a 24hr fast)

Did I say 'fuck it' after ice cream, went straight home full af after tacos and ice cream, and took a shower, or did I go back the same long way home and did over 2.4 miles in total since the beginning of the ice cream excursion, not counting taco walk?
 
You took the long route. One of the flavours has some chocolate in it…so I’ll click the one third like button.

Did I remember to buy sugar cones, or do I need to go back to the store?
 
You wo'nt be going back to the store.

In the back, in case you have to strangle the driver while he's ddriving.

Did I do a total of 4.7 or 6.8 walking miles today, as displayed by my phone/watch?
 
6.8

Before getting in a taxi, do I photograph their reg, send that and my location to a friend, and make a fake call while in the cab confirming to someone I'll be home in xyz time. Or, do I just get in and go?
 
6.8 so far

I hope you don’t have to do all that, but I’m guessing you do all that.

What is that annoying buzzing sound out my window?
 
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