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You don't just get in and go. There's apps that generate fake phone calls and they talk to you, which helps fake it.

Cicada.

I do'nt need to get up before 6 a.m.

Is my snake plant mostly dead or 20% dead?
 
No, that's a dumb thing to say to anybody about anybody.

Did I leave my home in disarray before leaving for vacation or it's neat af?
 
Unfortunately it is true. She was an ass of a teacher anyway.

Neat af.. you wouldn't want to get home after all that travelling and walk into a mess of a home.

Did I hold a therapy duck called dog at the weekend?
 
neat.

Edit - I hope so. I wanna see photos of dog duck.

Is my bed neat af, or have I sprawled out and kicked my duvet down to the bottom?
 
I don't have photos of myself.. but can edit my daughter out of one and post it in another thread.

Thread: Kicked it down

Is it cool af in my bedroom because the window is open, or still too warm as my room has had the sun all day?
 
Still warm.

Did I just receive the below PM and immediately get the urge to share such content with them? Or did it make me whisper "tf's wrong with people"?
  • G-:Send me your tits
    22:41:34
  • G-:Can u send me your amazing tits???
    22:44:39
  • G-:??
    22:44:50
  • G-:Send them fast because am about to cym
    22:45:08
  • G-:Cum*
    22:45:10
  • G-:Send me a vid of you playing with your pussy
    22:52:09
 
You said wide receivers. *chuckles like a child*. What’s up next, the history of tight ends? :)

Am i lighting a grill while threading one handed #talent?
 
In your mind, yes, you're a hysterical Einstein.

Did I trip my kitchen breaker earlier with a water kettle, microwave oven or with both like an idiot?
 
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