Banter Guess the answer...

[Deleted member 1278418]

The Gentleman

What color sneakers am I wearing?

 

[Naughtyandbearded]

White


What bird can I hear right now?

 

[Lil_wonders]

Sparrow



what bird did I hear and see today?

 

[Esoterix]

Pigeons

Which bird woke me at 5am and I thought was a child screaming crying?

 

[Stanthropical]

pheasant or something related to pheasant

Did I sleep way too much for my liking or did I sleep just enough to function?

 

[Esoterix]

Too much normally. But just enough, seeing as you’re unwell.

Did I say “good morning” to a peacock today and then quietly ask myself “wtf am I doing talking to a bird?”

 

[Stanthropical]

No, but I wish. I love peacocks. I talked to one recently myself.

Am I on medicine and vitamins, or just vitamins and minerals, because "fuck big pharma, da gubment tryna keeel meh" or just vitamins and minerals?

 

[Esoterix]

It didn’t say hi back. Rude af.

Medicine and vits, ‘cause sensible.

Did I go swimming last night or just look at the pool?

 

[Stanthropical]

Just look

Was I outside today yet, or big bad Covid is scaring me into staying indoors?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Outside.


Did I have a thunderstorm where I am last night?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Do I have 1 or 3 individual sunflower plants?

 

[Naughtyandbearded]

3

I think dogs are better than cats yes or no?

 

[Biker_Cock_4_U]

Yes.

Have I removed more than 100 dollars from my bank accout from an ATM in the past week?

 

[Lil_wonders]

Yes you have



Will I drink a coffee or a tea?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Coffee

Do I have to trim my moustache?

 

[Naughtyandbearded]

Yes but may depend upon how quickly I answer.

Do I have trouble sleeping?

 

[Sakura3]

Yes.

Am I sitting at my kitchen table or on a swing?

 

[Esoterix]

Swing

Am I sunbathing in my garden or stuck indoors?

 

[Stanthropical]

Stuck.

Am I still positive af or now negative af?

 

[Esoterix]

Positive af

What have I worn all day?