Banter Guess the answer...

[Stanthropical]

No. You'd be asleep already if you did.

Have I gone inside my wallet since Friday night?

 

[ASB1278]

One time

Did I go grocery shopping today?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

How many times have I been to a grocery store in the last 2.5 weeks?

 

[ASB1278]

None

What part of the country do I live in?

 

[Stanthropical]

Part where it snows during winter.

What's black and blue and attached to Stan?

 

[ASB1278]

Iris and pupil

Do I know what shows during winter means?

 

[Lil_wonders]

Probably not



Have I ever been on a cruise?

 

[Esoterix]

No.

In the past week, which unnecessary purchases have I made?

a) £170 staying at a Manor
b) £80 getting my hair done
c) £170 on a new Fitbit
d) all of the above

 

[ASB1278]

D

Do I ever wear glasses?

 

[Stanthropical]

A & B

Yes

Did I have sardines yesterday and day before or only today?

 

[Lilith2_0]

Yesterday, day before, and today too.

Have I ever eaten a sardine?

 

[ASB1278]

No

Am I invisible??

 

[Esoterix]

No.

Did I eat calamari the other day, or point blank refuse it?

 

[ASB1278]

Ate it

Have I ever tried escargot?

 

[Esoterix]

Yeah

Did I randomly decide to bake a cake at lunchtime, just, because?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes.

Yes

Is website lag pissing me off or am I too busy to give a fuck
?

 

[Esoterix]

It's pissing you off.

Are you pissing me off, or am I too busy to give a fuck?

 

[Stanthropical]

Pissing off.

Does my car need a serious wash or have I washed it Saturday?

 

[ASB1278]

Washed it Saturday

Would I or have I washed my car in the rain?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

How many dogs have I ever had as pets?