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[Professor_Oral]

Kitchen making tea?

Did I hold a tarantula and a scorpion today?

 

[Esoterix]

No

Have I started saying “hi” to the creepy spider that’s been living in my window vent for months?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Yes. Trying to aquaint yourself with it

Have I been out lokking for bats using a thermal imaging camera in the past 3 nights?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Um. No?

Have I considered having a cookie for breakfast today?

 

[Lil_wonders]

Yes you have



what will I have for breakfast in the morning?

 

[Stanthropical]

Some cheese fa' sho'

Did I save the cheese or is it kaput?

 

[Esoterix]

Kaput

How many hours sleep did I get last night?

 

[Tully_Monster]

6

Did I have a complete breakfast or just coffee?

 

[Stanthropical]

Coffee.

Am I already ready for a new car or am I unusually content with my current vehicle at this time?

 

[Tully_Monster]

Unusually content with your current vehicle

Am I wishing I was home?

 

[Esoterix]

yeah

Do I have 4 days to read a book, because I told someone I'd watch the film with them at the cinema?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, considering it's Tuesday.

Did I bring back slippers or slides from vacation and a hat or sunglasses?

 

[Tully_Monster]

Slides and and Hat

Was the pizza I ate too saucy or not enough?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Not enough

Am I gonna be very busy in September?

 

[Tully_Monster]

Definitely, but you will still spend all that time here

 

[Esoterix]

Does my phone have a screen protector?

 

[Lil_wonders]

No it doesn’t


Did I have a good day today?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Yes

Do I have to buy some kind of pain killer?

 

[Lil_wonders]

Yes you do



Will I buy new lingerie soon?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Yes

What was the last thing in my mouth?