Yes, I had gone round with my ex to their parents for the third (?) time, and all throughout dinner, my ex was fondling me under the table, discreetly and bloody unfairly! lol. I had to wait for ages to get to the bathroom without looking like I pitching a circus tent in my jeans. I knew I needed to rub one out in there to make any further teasing more bearable. Fucking hell, I must have been dead to the world in my fantasy life because I didn't even fucking hear when she knocked on the door (as I assume she must have). The ex's older sister, having not gotten a response thus thinking the shitter is safely unoccupied, opens the door to my raggedy arse beating my cock like the cunt owed me money. Even thinking of her poor, stupefied face makes my stomach heave. >_< Needless to say, that relationship never really recovered, thus we are now exes. lmfao (in the cringiest way)
