I'm a fox named Nicholas P. Wilde, but my friends call me Nick.
When I was 8 years old, my mom scraped enough money and bought me a new scout uniform, and I went off to join Pack 914 as the first predator. Except it was a trap and those jerks beat me up and put a muzzle on me. I ran outside and broke down crying. Don't judge.
After that, I decided to be a con artist. I was pretty successful at it up until 2016 when I met Judy Hopps, the first bunny cop.
Then I worked with Judy(Who I call "Carrots") on the 'savage animals' case, which ended with Dawn Bellwether in jail and the first fox cop. (Guess who?)
And now I'm on FCN meeting new pals and avoiding the sexual weirdoes. PM me anytime.
(I hate porn. DON'T SEND DICKS!)
When I was 8 years old, my mom scraped enough money and bought me a new scout uniform, and I went off to join Pack 914 as the first predator. Except it was a trap and those jerks beat me up and put a muzzle on me. I ran outside and broke down crying. Don't judge.
After that, I decided to be a con artist. I was pretty successful at it up until 2016 when I met Judy Hopps, the first bunny cop.
Then I worked with Judy(Who I call "Carrots") on the 'savage animals' case, which ended with Dawn Bellwether in jail and the first fox cop. (Guess who?)
And now I'm on FCN meeting new pals and avoiding the sexual weirdoes. PM me anytime.
(I hate porn. DON'T SEND DICKS!)
