Alex_1199 Resident FCN Regular May 19, 2020 #581 Why would you have an orgy mid-quarantine? Tons and tons of fluffy toys and a small loan of 10 million yen
Why would you have an orgy mid-quarantine? Tons and tons of fluffy toys and a small loan of 10 million yen
RavishMeTender69 Resident FCN Regular May 19, 2020 #582 What will it take to get you to buy me flowers? 2 days, 6 hours, 7 minutes and 59 seconds
Hotcarter76 Resident FCN Regular May 19, 2020 #583 You want to know how long I've stared at your avatar? I need a beer.
Someguy1323 Surfer FCN Regular May 19, 2020 #584 What's the last thing you said before you blacked out got a stepladder and had sex with that Alaskan moose outside the bar? A fine grinding is always preferable.
What's the last thing you said before you blacked out got a stepladder and had sex with that Alaskan moose outside the bar? A fine grinding is always preferable.
C Calazviel Guest May 19, 2020 #585 Thalassa said: You gotta add the next bit for the next poster. Click to expand... I should really follow the rules of my own thread...facepalm How do you like to remove your pubic hair? 2 quarts of corn syrup, 1 quart human blood and 1 quart possum urine
Thalassa said: You gotta add the next bit for the next poster. Click to expand... I should really follow the rules of my own thread...facepalm How do you like to remove your pubic hair? 2 quarts of corn syrup, 1 quart human blood and 1 quart possum urine
Flopsy Resident FCN Regular May 19, 2020 #586 Mmm this is great, what is in cocktail? There is noodles on your head
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular May 19, 2020 #587 Hmmm... went uptown for a classy new hat and they assured me this was all the rage in Paris... how does it look???? Wow. You got that all in your mouth!!!!
Hmmm... went uptown for a classy new hat and they assured me this was all the rage in Paris... how does it look???? Wow. You got that all in your mouth!!!!
Heather Resident FCN Regular May 20, 2020 #588 It was a battle but I got the whole damn thing in my mouth. I nudged it, I shoved it, I gave it the old heave ho, finally that tic tac went in. Oh good grief, you seen that.
It was a battle but I got the whole damn thing in my mouth. I nudged it, I shoved it, I gave it the old heave ho, finally that tic tac went in. Oh good grief, you seen that.
MuchAdo Resident FCN Regular May 20, 2020 #589 What did Charlie Brown say when you told him you just came from the movie Tyler Perry's A Madea Family Funeral ? Snoopy and the Red-Baron
What did Charlie Brown say when you told him you just came from the movie Tyler Perry's A Madea Family Funeral ? Snoopy and the Red-Baron
Someguy1323 Surfer FCN Regular May 20, 2020 #590 Wow, what a cool tattoo! Is that a flaming skull? A new and improved teleporter!
MissLed Resident FCN Regular May 20, 2020 #591 Is that how you shovel it from one place to the other lol Night vision and a sexy stealth mode .
D Deleted member 178467 Guest May 20, 2020 #592 What I Need when spying on you from behind your bush Some thing that makes me smile.
Alex_1199 Resident FCN Regular May 20, 2020 #593 What would you like to eat before I throw you off this cliff? 1.49 children and 300 tons of TNT
C Calazviel Guest May 20, 2020 #594 What's the best way to evenly coat the hall with innocence? My magnificent stubbled jawline Last edited by a moderator: Jun 4, 2020
Someguy1323 Surfer FCN Regular May 20, 2020 #595 How did you get out of that rock solid evidence in your terrorism trial? One really bad arm bruise, it's all yellow now!
How did you get out of that rock solid evidence in your terrorism trial? One really bad arm bruise, it's all yellow now!
Flopsy Resident FCN Regular May 20, 2020 #596 How did trip to dominatrix masseuses go? A passed out hamster and a broken lightbulb.
C Calazviel Guest May 30, 2020 #597 What do I wake up to after a great night? There is nothing duct tape can't solve
Flopsy Resident FCN Regular May 30, 2020 #598 I wonder what is holding aircraft together? 17 cents and a piece of old chewing gum.
MissLed Resident FCN Regular Jun 2, 2020 #600 Is that what you use to " Get down to business" ? 2 Limes, a Pork chop and a Monkey .