FiveKnuckleShuffle Resident FCN Regular Jan 12, 2021 #761 Why did you put the nuts in the pliers? Turn the oven to Broil.
NerdiGuy Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jan 13, 2021 #762 What do we do with this stray dog? Once if yes, twice if no.
MissLed Resident FCN Regular Jan 13, 2021 #763 What's our signal tonight? But I already gave at the corner
NerdiGuy Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jan 13, 2021 #765 What's on my shopping list? A bowl of cereal, three midgets and a hooker.
MissLed Resident FCN Regular Jan 13, 2021 #766 lol what are you doing tonight? 2 Giraffes, 5 Rose Quarts and a Peg Yes a Peg
NerdiGuy Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jan 13, 2021 #767 What do you bring on a date with MissLed? A fire escape.
MissLed Resident FCN Regular Jan 13, 2021 #768 lol What do you need on a date with ^^^^^ lol Now if I just twist it here
NerdiGuy Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jan 13, 2021 #769 What was the last thing I said before I lost conciousness while on a date with MissLed? Hold still, I'll get a towel.
What was the last thing I said before I lost conciousness while on a date with MissLed? Hold still, I'll get a towel.
MissLed Resident FCN Regular Jan 13, 2021 #770 What was the last thing you hear last night? ( The Police are asking lol Hand over your cash
FireflyEyes Resident FCN Regular Feb 5, 2021 #772 Did you just splat that cat with your car? It's still Thursday in my books.
T Thalassa Guest Feb 5, 2021 #774 How often do you sic your pitbull on your milkman? Whenever it rains, you see it happens.
D Dirtybugger666 Guest Aug 19, 2021 #777 What is on the Canadian national flag? Crazy glue (how have I not seen this b4)