Game Here is the answer, what is the insane question?

[Calazviel]

Q. What's the appropriate response when asked do you want it up the bum bum?

A. I love the smell of queef in the morning

 

[Yesm01]

Would you like some quiche?


A. Hot as balls

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Q: How does my cleavage feel at the end of a humid day?

A: No you didnt!

 

[Calazviel]

Q. Did I use enough lube to make it comfortable and easy?

A. My face between those cheeks

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Q: What do you want for Xmas?

A: big, fuck off spider!

 

[Calazviel]

Q. What did you find when you looked at her down under?

A. Burnt hair and gasoline

 

[Hotcarter76]

Q: Why didn't you wax like a normal person?

A: I want candy

 

[Dogowar]

Q What's your price to be a stripper.

A It used to be

 

[RosaPerks]

Isn't your place a nudist's colony?



Great tits is a bird.

 

[Calazviel]

Q. I thought great tits was the baby skinned, hairless, mildly obese guy who's always sat in the jacuzzi at the gym with his chesticles floating

A. Kevlar stitching and a glue gun

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Q: What can't drag Queens leave the house without?

A: Loud, high pitched sex screams

 

[fletnix]

Dude, what did you give your wife for your anniversary?

A teapot, once smashed into tiny pieces, now glued back together again.

 

[RosaPerks]

Your nose job in metaphors?


Polar bears aren't safe.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Can I pat the big white bear Mum?

Fish fingers

 

[fletnix]

What is the official currency of Bahrain?

Somebody is in my cupboard!

 

[LilithX]

Why are you buck nekkid and crawling into your cupboard??

My cat doesn’t like you

 

[RosaPerks]

Why wasn't I invited to the orgy?


Scheherazade.

 

[fletnix]

How do you spell ‘schnitzel’?

Sauce comes free with any purchase.

 

[RosaPerks]

Are all gloryholes the same?


The mirror is broken.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

What sides come with Strippers titties?
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THREAD: why can't you look for the man in the mirror?

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