F Flirtinghubby Guest Feb 8, 2020 #501 TBig88M said: Titanic's lifeboats Click to expand... Name an analogy for Ron Jeremy's balls? Corner pocket off the rag.
TBig88M said: Titanic's lifeboats Click to expand... Name an analogy for Ron Jeremy's balls? Corner pocket off the rag.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Feb 8, 2020 #502 What is flirting hubby allowed to stick his dick in and when? A head like a kicked in Milo tin. (This thread!! )
What is flirting hubby allowed to stick his dick in and when? A head like a kicked in Milo tin. (This thread!! )
F Flirtinghubby Guest Feb 8, 2020 #503 How does Phoenixxx describe unkempt dick pics? That's the shit.
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Feb 8, 2020 #504 If i were to cook you braised brisket with bourbon garlic au jus. Grilled corn and potato salad and we washed it down with a good lager... what would you say to that? Ellen DeGeneres, fresh bratwurst and three d cell bateries
If i were to cook you braised brisket with bourbon garlic au jus. Grilled corn and potato salad and we washed it down with a good lager... what would you say to that? Ellen DeGeneres, fresh bratwurst and three d cell bateries
Someguy1323 Surfer FCN Regular Feb 8, 2020 #505 What does oldgymrat need to keep himself entertained on a Saturday night? 42
W Woodrow46 Guest Feb 8, 2020 #506 Who would have gone down in history as one of the best Presidents...if it weren't for that damn blue dress. Stay Calm
Who would have gone down in history as one of the best Presidents...if it weren't for that damn blue dress. Stay Calm
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Feb 9, 2020 #507 What should you never say to the opposite sex during an argument? FUCK that orange power tripping wanker!
What should you never say to the opposite sex during an argument? FUCK that orange power tripping wanker!
TBig88M Resident FCN Regular Feb 9, 2020 #508 What does Pheonixxx says when the Netherlands score the winning goal against Australia? Take your crayons out of the toilet and let them dry.
What does Pheonixxx says when the Netherlands score the winning goal against Australia? Take your crayons out of the toilet and let them dry.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Feb 9, 2020 #509 What does Pheonixxx have to constantly tell Tbig?? You can't eat that!
Y Yungsw Guest Feb 9, 2020 #510 Someguy1323 said: 42 Click to expand... The question to this should've been "What is the meaning of life?" Thread: What have they told you at the sex shop? A horse's dong.
Someguy1323 said: 42 Click to expand... The question to this should've been "What is the meaning of life?" Thread: What have they told you at the sex shop? A horse's dong.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Feb 10, 2020 #511 What the fuck did a guy once pm me all about fucking that time? (Not a joke!!) That's just not legal!
What the fuck did a guy once pm me all about fucking that time? (Not a joke!!) That's just not legal!
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Feb 10, 2020 #512 Why in the hell didnt I pay the midget nun with the oral fetish the $20 dollars she wanted for goldfish anal? Hey!!! At keast its organic
Why in the hell didnt I pay the midget nun with the oral fetish the $20 dollars she wanted for goldfish anal? Hey!!! At keast its organic
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Feb 10, 2020 #513 You can't cook neutered dog balls man, that's just wrong! Well fuck me sideways!!
Hotcarter76 Resident FCN Regular Feb 10, 2020 #514 Why'd you have to ask me that? Well Fuck a doodle doo
D Dogowar Resident FCN Regular Feb 10, 2020 #515 What would you say when your rooster tells you he's awake? I ain't touching that with my hands.
Jamespa44 Resident FCN Regular Feb 10, 2020 #516 Why is there a banana in your pocket? Don't put that near me
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Feb 10, 2020 #517 I found and trapped another red back spider, wanna see? Fuck Donaldo Trumpet nuts
F Flirtinghubby Guest Feb 13, 2020 #518 What rhymes with Suck Ronaldo Crumpet Sluts? Ten big ones and two little ones.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Feb 14, 2020 #519 How many cocks can you fit in that thing at once? Only when I'm upside-down!
F Flirtinghubby Guest Feb 14, 2020 #520 Has anyone ever gone up on you? It doesn't hurt. But it tingles.