Tell me what kind if pain you're in after having a cock ring stuck there for over 24 hours?
I just wanted a back rub!
I just wanted a back rub!
Game Here is the answer, what is the insane question?
Q: Why are you naked and covered in grease on top of my dining room table?
A: A package of condoms with holes poked in all of them.
A: A package of condoms with holes poked in all of them.
How does Frank keep expanding his ever-growing wolf pack?
Only if you give me $10,000!
Only if you give me $10,000!
Q: What would it take to get you to streak naked for the next super bowls halftime show.
A: Getting black out drunk.
A: Getting black out drunk.
Best way to write the profound as fuck, about to be passing out in a millisecond "3 dying last words" that you don't remember writing that have become the theme, title and inspiration for a whole complex song you've written in the space of a few hours?
That's what she said!!
That's what she said!!
Q: How deep does this thing go?
A: A 5 Gallon Bucket of industrial Lubricant.
A: A 5 Gallon Bucket of industrial Lubricant.
Looks like a large load ... What are you delivering to the Nun convent today?
Baby don't hurt me, dont hurt me NO MORE!
Baby don't hurt me, dont hurt me NO MORE!
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Calazviel
Guest
What does your husband usually cry out when he ejaculates?
Seventeen lbs and twelves ounces of salted butter
Seventeen lbs and twelves ounces of salted butter
What did you eat to make your cum taste sooo ... golden?
Gummy bears aren't meant for THAT!!!
(Forgot how much I missed this thread!!)
Gummy bears aren't meant for THAT!!!
(Forgot how much I missed this thread!!)
C
Calazviel
Guest
Why can't I scoop my pick and mix into your birth canal?
A trail of shimmering mucus along the hallway leading to the garage
A trail of shimmering mucus along the hallway leading to the garage
Why are you dressed like a snail & What have you left behind for the naughty girls to follow?
Yesterday's breakfast!
Yesterday's breakfast!
C
Calazviel
Guest
What hit the bowl as joyless turd nuggets?
Squished willingly within an inch of his life
Squished willingly within an inch of his life
When the largelady-ogram sat on his lap at his last milestone party what shape was his dick in?
You don't take those without asking!
You don't take those without asking!
C
Calazviel
Guest
Want to see my collection of birth control devices and pills that I've stolen from all my booty calls?
Mouth feel is of paramount importance
Mouth feel is of paramount importance
What did Gymsy do last time he was on Pheonixxx's wall?
You had ONE job!
You had ONE job!
What has Bobo the clown got hiding in those big baggy pants of his?
No, not THOSE nuts ... THOSE nuts!!
No, not THOSE nuts ... THOSE nuts!!
Honey, can we make the sexy times right now?
It's yellow because I said so!
It's yellow because I said so!
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