Yesm01 Resident FCN Regular Jul 22, 2019 #61 The following items are my top six turn ons: A. It's official, I have arrived.
C Calazviel Guest Jul 22, 2019 #62 Q. What historical event immediately preceded my largest ejaculate by volume? A. Queen Elizabeth II's lady boner
Q. What historical event immediately preceded my largest ejaculate by volume? A. Queen Elizabeth II's lady boner
D Dogowar Resident FCN Regular Jul 22, 2019 #63 Q What do you use for posh hand jobs A Every 12hrs or so
C Calazviel Guest Jul 22, 2019 #64 Q. Do you recall any times where you'd defecated joyfully? A. Hippo teeth and rhino horns
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Jul 22, 2019 #65 I know they're exotic ingrediants but what the fuck am i supposed to make with them?? Sunday hot tub Last edited: Jul 22, 2019
C Calazviel Guest Jul 22, 2019 #66 Q. Where was the chef caught in flagrante with his online bae? A. 4L box of red wine and rubber tubing
Q. Where was the chef caught in flagrante with his online bae? A. 4L box of red wine and rubber tubing
F Flirtinghubby Guest Jul 22, 2019 #67 Q: What should I bring to the Catalina "wine and heroin" mixer? A: I'm pretty sure its dead
Yesm01 Resident FCN Regular Jul 22, 2019 #68 Will your cock ever get there? A. Yes, it was necessary.
F Flirtinghubby Guest Jul 23, 2019 #69 Q: Was it really necessary to put a chinese finger trap in your cooter?!?! A: Just one more time.
C Calazviel Guest Jul 23, 2019 #70 Q. How many times do you need to squeeze before I get my baggy back or am I going to have to go in myself? A. Warm apple pie
Q. How many times do you need to squeeze before I get my baggy back or am I going to have to go in myself? A. Warm apple pie
D Deleted member 178467 Guest Jul 23, 2019 #71 Q Hubby's marathon shagfest A Keep the lights on Oh well still sort of works.
L LillyK Guest Jul 23, 2019 #73 You really need to pair down your sex slaves!!! Who can you live without? Standing in a downpour wearing nothing but red rubber boots and a white tshirt
You really need to pair down your sex slaves!!! Who can you live without? Standing in a downpour wearing nothing but red rubber boots and a white tshirt
L LilithX Guest Jul 23, 2019 #74 What do you like to wear for a sexy date night? Uhh...it looked much bigger online
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Jul 23, 2019 #75 I'm sorry that you're disappointed... Why didn't you tell me the Lake was so cold? What's the big deal! It's just puss…
I'm sorry that you're disappointed... Why didn't you tell me the Lake was so cold? What's the big deal! It's just puss…
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Jul 23, 2019 #77 Do you have a tattoo on your ass, by any chance? Penguins with AK47's.
C Calazviel Guest Jul 23, 2019 #78 What's the best solution to deal with Antarctic territorial disputes? Circumcision
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jul 23, 2019 #79 An event you can never forget? Hey, it is the moon we are talking about.
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Jul 23, 2019 #80 What decoration do you like to hang out the window? Ouch... that fuckin hurt!!!!