C Calazviel Guest Jul 26, 2019 #181 What exactly did you say your new range of organic sexy toys were made from? A tower of blancmange
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 26, 2019 #182 What's something you're not at all familiar with? Photos of naked old men
C Calazviel Guest Jul 26, 2019 #183 What mutual interest brought your parents together? A frisbee made of cookie dough
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 26, 2019 #184 ^ HAAAA!! What is fun, family friendly AND going to fall the fuck apart and feed the ants?? Bongo drums playing Jumanji sounding beats in the distance
^ HAAAA!! What is fun, family friendly AND going to fall the fuck apart and feed the ants?? Bongo drums playing Jumanji sounding beats in the distance
C Calazviel Guest Jul 26, 2019 #185 What is the traditional call that signifies the opening of the annual anal extravaganza? Epilators and lady bics
What is the traditional call that signifies the opening of the annual anal extravaganza? Epilators and lady bics
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 26, 2019 #186 What do teens use most to attempt to commit suicide? Dreadlocks with weed hidden in them
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Jul 26, 2019 #187 What will you be wearing to the Bob Marley revival? Sun tanned nubile virgins
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Jul 27, 2019 #189 Q....Why on earth did you expose yourself to that bus load of Nunns? A.....A creamy chicken pot pie
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jul 27, 2019 #191 Wow, watch that tongue. Where did you learn to cuss like that? Last day on earth, first day on moon.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 27, 2019 #192 What do we call the exodus of the human race once we've shat in our own backyard so much that we can't sustain life here anymore? SHIT, pass the tissues!
What do we call the exodus of the human race once we've shat in our own backyard so much that we can't sustain life here anymore? SHIT, pass the tissues!
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jul 27, 2019 #193 Sorry couldn't make it to your sister's wedding. Tell me tell me, how was it, how were the vows? Hot tomatoes.
Sorry couldn't make it to your sister's wedding. Tell me tell me, how was it, how were the vows? Hot tomatoes.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 27, 2019 #194 What do grandma's titties look like? Burnt toast!
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jul 27, 2019 #195 I'm a cooking novice but would like to be part of the cookout. What can I make, hmm? A convent.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 27, 2019 #196 Where are the most cucumber gardens per capita grown? "Fly my prettys!"
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jul 27, 2019 #197 Could you hear what the crossdesser said as he threw those stockings to our balcony? It smells like rain.
Could you hear what the crossdesser said as he threw those stockings to our balcony? It smells like rain.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 27, 2019 #198 ^^ What happens when you mix water with dirt? You can't run away from yourself!
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jul 27, 2019 #199 What did you learn from the time you got in Federal prison? Halitosis.
C Calazviel Guest Jul 27, 2019 #200 You're CV says under qualities baby got back, what other characteristics make you stand out? Premature ejaculation
You're CV says under qualities baby got back, what other characteristics make you stand out? Premature ejaculation