Game Here is the answer, what is the insane question?

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Why won'tyou kiss me?

Four in the morning!

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Premature ejaculation

Q: What's that all over your sheets?

4 in the morning.

 

[Maxisis]

Hey, I am feeling horny

 

[RosaPerks]

You see, some biological clocks are in sync with the cuckoo clock. Nothing to be alarmed about. So your ex gets a morning wood at what time?

My mother-in-law's daughter.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Hey, I am feeling horny

WRONG ANSWER BRO. . . everyone here is feeling horny!! If your new and don't get the thread, head to page 1 and it will explain how it works. Good luck with that

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

THREAD:
My mother-in-law's daughter.[/QUOTE]

Who hit on me at my own wedding?

Apple pie splattered across the floor

 

[RosaPerks]

What makes you think I hooked up with your roommate?

Extremely bright bulbs.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

What do electricians call a really great pair of titties in sparky code??

Oh no, my FACE!!

 

[Calazviel]

What term did I coin for the summer I lived in my neighbour's garden pond and released a lot of tadpoles in the water?

Intensive foot cream

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Results of a foot fetish, here's the wipes

Screaming in the car

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

How do you make your sleeping car passenger friend think the car is crashing and they're about to DIE???

Stan slipped me a Wendy tattoo and I'm confused

 

[Calazviel]

What did my mum say to you after church today?

That most recent of which occured in 1937

 

[Calazviel]

In an emergency must bang situation what did I use to craft a diaphragm for my lover?

Purple slime with gold glitter

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

What did the producers and special effects artists of the Alien movie use to cover Sigourney weaver in alien guts?

Extra loud fart noise

 

[Calazviel]

What gives me immense satisfaction?

Uncle Jack and his third wife Janine the hoebag

 

[LillyK]

What's your most reoccurring sexual fantasy?

The slurping noise when an elephant drinks through its snout. (is that what it's called? Lmao)

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Trunk lol ... snout sounds cute though!

What does a vag burp from a large lady in a bath sound like?

Ants everywhere

 

[RosaPerks]

Why does everyone call you honey?


Oh Zeus!

 

[Calazviel]

How do I get my lovers to address me when I stand before them with throbbing organ in hand wearing a condom with a lightning motif?

My anaconda don't won't none

 

[RosaPerks]

Your anaconda tattoo needs some edits. What about a horn, a tail and a bikini?


A clown in an IT thing.