C Calazviel Guest Jul 29, 2019 #283 What was the minister surprised to find in the new legislation stipulating school menus? A time capsule with skid marked underwear, a used condom and a gentlemen's wristwatch.
What was the minister surprised to find in the new legislation stipulating school menus? A time capsule with skid marked underwear, a used condom and a gentlemen's wristwatch.
WomanOnTop Resident FCN Regular Jul 29, 2019 #284 What did they find when they knocked down the bank downtown? A bottle of fine wine and a chocolate tart.
What did they find when they knocked down the bank downtown? A bottle of fine wine and a chocolate tart.
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #285 The last time I sang windows shattered, because the neighbours threw rocks. Still, what does it take for you to listen to me sing? Happy birthday!
The last time I sang windows shattered, because the neighbours threw rocks. Still, what does it take for you to listen to me sing? Happy birthday!
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #286 What did I forget to tell you? I killed by black bugs on my video game
F fletnix Resident FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #287 Why do I suddenly feel like regurgitating my dinner? Jammy geezer
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #288 Fletnix's new and improved Stripper name Sprung!!!
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #290 When the jailbreak is on and the little oldgymrat wont stay behind bars with those dirty screws any longer..... oops edit: Who was carrot tops illegitimate father? Runaway train
When the jailbreak is on and the little oldgymrat wont stay behind bars with those dirty screws any longer..... oops edit: Who was carrot tops illegitimate father? Runaway train
Chubbychappie Resident FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #291 Oldgymrat said: When the jailbreak is on and the little oldgymrat wont stay behind bars with those dirty screws any longer..... oops edit: Who was carrot tops illegitimate father? Runaway train Click to expand... What vehicle came over the hill and blew (but was it the driver or the engineer that she blew) Constantly
Oldgymrat said: When the jailbreak is on and the little oldgymrat wont stay behind bars with those dirty screws any longer..... oops edit: Who was carrot tops illegitimate father? Runaway train Click to expand... What vehicle came over the hill and blew (but was it the driver or the engineer that she blew) Constantly
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #292 How often does Chubsticcles play with little Chubsticcles? Swift kangaroo kick to the head.
Chubbychappie Resident FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #293 What do most politicians really need Ice lollies
C Calazviel Guest Jul 30, 2019 #294 What's the best way to numb up before pounding anal? Raw beef mince
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #295 What's the best thing to throw at vegetarian protesters to make them leave? Peanut butter all over.
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #296 So for the party we are thinking it should be based on Hitchcock's Ants. How do we best execute it? It's sultry.
So for the party we are thinking it should be based on Hitchcock's Ants. How do we best execute it? It's sultry.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #298 Asks Chubs: Why are you wearing no shirt in your profile pic? (It's sultry) Oops/Edit/THREAD: Can you still do the splits @Yesm01 I don't know
Asks Chubs: Why are you wearing no shirt in your profile pic? (It's sultry) Oops/Edit/THREAD: Can you still do the splits @Yesm01 I don't know
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #299 If you were to be reborn a man, would you like it? Virgin immaculate conception.
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 30, 2019 #300 What was Mary's excuse for being the town mattress? Holy shiiiit!