J4cks0n Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #361 What happens when you sit on my face? Oh the Park swings of course.
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #362 Why is it called an oscillating park? Murderous black.
J4cks0n Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #363 Who was it that sodomized Harry Potter?? Hand sanitizer its Hand Sanitizer
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #364 Is this the new perfumed lube you got from the Oriental? Glad, I'm not hungry.
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #365 Look! ive mastered the recipe for beaver sperm soup!!! Not on THAT!
J4cks0n Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #366 The say human Diarrhea is great for house plant manure, as I'm ready can I sort you bonzia tree out? Of course I can make that work!
The say human Diarrhea is great for house plant manure, as I'm ready can I sort you bonzia tree out? Of course I can make that work!
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #367 I've got three friends with me and we're all dtf!!! There's a big jug of it on the table!
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #368 I love you so much i wrung out the sheets after your last visit see? Banana cream pie
J4cks0n Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #369 What happens when you jack off in a banana skin? If you lift the tail.... it goes... right... There!
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #370 If I dress as a kitty and hand you a solid, shiny, metal toy ... where would you put it? A whole tin of paint and a bucket of glitter.
If I dress as a kitty and hand you a solid, shiny, metal toy ... where would you put it? A whole tin of paint and a bucket of glitter.
C Calazviel Guest Aug 1, 2019 #371 How do I like to prepare for a night at the adult club? Having my body slapped with raw steak
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #372 What's your ultimate vegan sinner fantasy? Fluffy bunnies!
C Calazviel Guest Aug 1, 2019 #373 What meal turned me vegan in the first place? Mr Harrison's house before the incident
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #374 Where should we meet with our murder weapons? You've got a face like a dropped pie
C Calazviel Guest Aug 1, 2019 #375 What did she tell him after repeatedly slapping his face with her lady garden? Charlie's torso is blotchy read and itchy
What did she tell him after repeatedly slapping his face with her lady garden? Charlie's torso is blotchy read and itchy
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #377 Why was aquagirl always asking aquaman to bring home his friend the squid? Whait a minute. Ive got a cramp!
Why was aquagirl always asking aquaman to bring home his friend the squid? Whait a minute. Ive got a cramp!
D Deleted member 178467 Guest Aug 1, 2019 #378 What happens when you try and be a contortionist in the bedroom Smells strange
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #379 You would be honoured to know you were the first person I tried my aroma therapy skills on. How was it? It is only candles.
You would be honoured to know you were the first person I tried my aroma therapy skills on. How was it? It is only candles.
C Calazviel Guest Aug 1, 2019 #380 Why the hell are you jabbing those things in me it's an open wound? Prawn cocktail flavoured