D Deleted member 178467 Guest Aug 1, 2019 #382 What my wife thinks my wallet contains amounts of Thought that counts
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #383 Why is sexting as good as the real thing? A 10% error.
D Deleted member 178467 Guest Aug 1, 2019 #384 Up on penetration there is a chance of wrong orifice entry When to stop
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #385 Everything in the world is part of a design and has meaning. So what do the church bells tolling during sex signify? Penguins.
Everything in the world is part of a design and has meaning. So what do the church bells tolling during sex signify? Penguins.
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #389 Why did you rush to the toilet the first thing you came home? Yellow yellow, dirty fellow.
D Deleted member 178467 Guest Aug 1, 2019 #390 La la playing with tinky winky in the toilet. Look but not looking
Bennettrose Resident FCN Regular Aug 1, 2019 #391 Would you like to sample our sweet and sour human flesh? Stairwell
D Deleted member 178467 Guest Aug 1, 2019 #392 Not the cleanest place to get down and dirty Shop display
F fletnix Resident FCN Regular Aug 2, 2019 #393 When I hold my genitals like this, what do they resemble to you? Bouncy castle
Oldgymrat Resident FCN Regular Aug 2, 2019 #395 So... i asked you to wear the shower cap... i told you i was excited.... are you ok? Samuri sword skills
So... i asked you to wear the shower cap... i told you i was excited.... are you ok? Samuri sword skills
RosaPerks Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 2, 2019 #396 We are bringing out ads for every dick on fcn. What is special about yours? A temporary job.
D Deleted member 178467 Guest Aug 2, 2019 #397 What is using Clingfilm as a condom, Enjoying something long and cool
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Aug 2, 2019 #398 What was Pheonix doing on a hot day? Call the firemen!
D Dogowar Resident FCN Regular Aug 2, 2019 #399 What will you do if your butt plug goes in too deep. You can do it.
Chubbychappie Resident FCN Regular Aug 2, 2019 #400 What did your last partner say when you asked her to give you a hand job Strip