What did the policeman say when he walked into the room with chicken feathers everywhere, smashed avocados all over the floor a deflated blow up doll left limp on the bed?
Setting the plate of burritos down on the table he returns to the door locking 3 deadbolts, the snap lock, throws the bar in place, and pushes the dresser in front of it* " dont think chubby chappie saw us lets eat!"