Hi I'm Creme Brulee

What is your favourite creme brulee flavour?

  • Milk chocolate chip -- because I like them all sweet all the time.

    Votes: 2 33.3%

  • Blueberry -- the redhead of creme brulees, even though, blue.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Classic -- no surprises, just sit, shut up, eat, then read the world news.

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Strawberry -- the classic fruit that goes on top of everything,looks good on a gingham table cloth.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Raspberry -- sweet, a little tart, almost predictable, but sometimes leaves a sour taste.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Coconut -- Jimmy Stewart said this was exotic in "It's a Wonderful Life", and you still think it is.

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Banana cream pie. Brulees don't do it for you. Gotta have banana. Brulee makes you gag.

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • All! You are pan-brulee-banana. You are a glutton, thus avoiding the sadness of finishing dessert.

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Coffee or Liquor -- the "adult" brulee, the brulee that wears stilletos yet knows it's not the 80s.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Passion fruit -- this brulee hangs out with green tea ice lattes.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    6
cremebrulee

cremebrulee

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Hi I'm Creme Brulee,

No, this is not a joke account, I am a real dessert. You might remember me from the chat rooms, where I once posted that I was a grumpy girl: grumpy girl, only pm me if you're grumpy and you want to tell me why the world is f-ked. Grumpy grumpy grumpy. And what's with all the non-recyclable plastic wrapped orange slices in the grocery store? Doesn't the orange have it's own wrapper? And how about those man buns, what are they about? Yeah, I know, right? And what's with all the climate change? Well, you better have some creme brulee and feel better.

It is possible that I also made some off-color jokes that may or may not have insulted the French, Canadians, sock-wearers, and people who drink homemade rose' boxed wine. For that I am truly sorry, unless a solar eclipse makes you laugh, then I'm not.

ASL?
A: I'm 200 years old.
S: I have a raspberry centre.
L: I am still waiting for the mother ship to come back to get me.

P.S. don't pm racist or sexist jokes to me. I don't "appreciate" them (if that's even possible).
 
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Two of the biggest killers in the world are starvation and obesity. What the fuck is up with that? Half the world has so much food they are literally eating themselves to death and the other half are dying for the want of half a cup of rice.
 
Of course I voted for classic!! How come coffee, chocolate, and passion fruit flavors aren't up there?? So disappointed with your palate...tsk tsk. o_O:p
 
made me smile :) so im not grumpy but send the other six dwarfs round and i wont be sleeping beauty either :) welcome to the mad house your gonna fit right in
 
Autonomous said:
Of course I voted for classic!! How come coffee, chocolate, and passion fruit flavors aren't up there?? So disappointed with your palate...tsk tsk. o_O:p
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I have edited the poll for Autonomous, but now I'm not sure I like the edit. Having two options after pan-brulee-banana seems to take away from the "punchline" -- have to finish with something "big" or more expansive. Now it's finishing with passionfruit. Live and learn, live and learn.
 
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