Banter How do you like...

With less stuff to do than during the week. I like spending an hour + in bed not getting out.

Hdyl going to sleep
 
No. But I gladly provide sausage if requested.

Have you ever had both hands full while eating so you just ate off the plate with your mouth like some uncooth barbarian
 
I don't eat it much anymore, but always used to order it medium. If it came more rare or well I was ok with it still.

How do you like your salads
 
Long enough to recline on without bending knees, with sturdy legs and NEVER, EVER white, off white or beige in colour!!!

HDYL creativity?
 
Freshly brewed with almond milk & sweetener :)

Hdyl to get ready for sex?
 
Double check all equipment is secure and operating in a safe and functioning manner, ensure all parties are aware of emergency exits and protocols. Lube open and ready for application. Couple spanks and I'm ready!

HDYL to maximize your enjoyment during sex?
 
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