Medium or less, in animal-based fat, seasoned with salt, black pepper, tiny bit of garlic and dill, sometimes with very mild hot sauce. With eggs. Good with steamed broccoli too.
I go to the barber near me. Ask for a haircut and beard trim, he asks how I want the side, I ask for tapered. He asks how short, I tell him grade 5, he asks if I would like a hot towel and cut throat trim (think Sweeny Todd) I say yes please.. he proceeds to carry out said service and I get to chat to an interesting person.