Icebreaker Game How do you...

I don’t. I let it do whatever it wants. It’s a monster!

How do you sift through bullshit reviews to get to the real reviews of something you’re thinking of purchasing?
 
Tbh, look at the worst reviews and then look at the best reviews then compare. People who rate stuff low probably tell more of the truth. I also like it when people attach photos.

How do you stop touching your face?
 
I don't. I wear a hockey goalie mask instead, but only when planning some sort of horror activity at 2 a.m., which is never.

How do you know when your baked goods are baked? Do you actually use a thermometer or some other method, or have faith in yourself and the oven?
 
Giving myself some tlc and making things nice for when they come back.


How do you like your eggs in the morning?
 
Open trash can, dump them into trash :)

How do you break up with someone you had one date with, but didn't see a date 2 with?
 
Fill a large water bottle full of ice water, get my fancy headphones and look for something to watch as I write

How do you reject someone's advances?
 
Methodically. In sections. used to be fine with cleaning them when I drove Wranglers. Such an easy car to love with, until dumb ass Chrysler issues surface...

Joe do you shower shoe?
 
how doe you shovel snow?*** Also, how do you avoid throwing the phone when it corrects to all sorts of dumbassness?
 
My name's not Joe, and I only shower my shoes when I step in dog poop. This usually happens when shovelling snow...with a, wait for it, shovel. I make a pass down the middle of the driveway, and then clear it to the sides. When I get to the bottom that is full of the snowplow shit, I start chucking it in small shovels to the sides because heavy af. If it's really cold out, I don't need to shower my shoes after, cause the poop is more or a poopsicle. I don't throw my phone, cause I remember that it's the only one I have.

How do you get through days when you absolutely loathe yourself?
 
By charging the subject in my mind. Focusing on some other shit I need or want to do. That's the beauty of being a human animal, we have a million other things we could do.

How do you prepare for below zero (below -17°C) temps for a few days?
 
Typically happens a few times a winter where I am. I don’t really pay attention to it or prepare. If I was going to do something, I would make sure vehicles are fuelled and that you have food and candles. Or find a snuggle buddy.

How do you feel about breathing in freezing cold air?
 
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