Icebreaker Game How do you...

Patience and clear communication. Depending on what “it” is. Sometimes it’s best to just let said person continue to “not get it”.

How do you fill up or charge your car? Gimme a step by step guide on what YOU do.
 
  • I would observe the fuel gauge at about quarter level in summer or at half in winter and plan on getting fuel on that or next day, if I'm driving.
  • I would go to either Costco or Sam's Club fuel station, depending on the routine of that week/day, so that everything is on the way to somewhere.
  • I'd patiently wait for my turn at the gas station with climate control in recirculation mode.
  • When it's my turn, I pull to the pump and make sure to leave plenty of space for the car in front or behind me.
  • I'd usually shut off the car, grab a sanitizing wipe or a paper towel and get out. If it's 95°F+ or below 20°F, then I'd keep the car running.
  • I'll wipe down any buttons, pump handle and fueling lever and credit card insert slot, if I have wipes.
  • I'd then insert the card and take it out when prompted.
  • Wren presented with options on the screen, I'd use the credit card's corner to tap any buttons to make my selections.
  • Once the pump is activated, I'd grab the pump nozzle firmly (with a towel wrapped around the handle or using my sleeve if not wiped down), open the fuel door, uncover the hole, make the fuel grade selection using my elbow, knuckle or end of the nozzle, insert the nozzle gently and deeply.
  • I'd engage the pump and let it pump on its own.
  • While it's pumping, I'd grab the window squeegee, walk around and make all the windows nice and wet, rubbing them real good to loosen up any filth (being careful with the windshield, dodging the stupid auto wipers if the car is running), then walk around again and squeegee everything, including headlamps, tail lamps and mirrors. I make sure to put away the wet and dirty window cleaning stick.
  • It would normally be pumped full by that time, so I'd take out the fuel stick, put it away, cover the hole, close the access door, turn around and press Cancel about 10 times on the receipt offer, get back into the car, use hand sanitizer, glance at the pump to make sure it returned to Ready/Unpaid state, start the car, reset the trip counter, put the car in gear, look all around to make sure nobody's tryna get rekt and drive off.

Same question for the next person, but don't use any car-related terms and be perverted.
 
oh boy, look what you've started @Esoterix ...

1) To avoid sticking my card in a dirty slot, I enter the store to see if it’s same cashier that I’ve been trying to get in her pants, and sure enough it is.

2) I hand her a 100 dollar bill and a wink, and ask for $20 on pumps 6 and 9.

3) I then proceed to tell her that she can keep the change if she meets me out behind the dumpster after I’m done pumping fuel so I can pump her ass.

4) She says “done deal” as I run out to get some pre-pumping done…I know it’s going to be a good time, and I’ve been trying to get at her for a long time, so don’t want to spill it out too early.

5) I carefully open the hole that needs pumping as I insert the 8 inches in and pump away.

6) $20 doesn’t get you much nowadays, so before I know it, I’m done pumping and nothing else is cumming out.

7) I very carefully take the 9 inches (yes it’s bigger now) out as not to spill any precious fluids (because it’s really difficult to clean up) and properly put it back on its hanger.

8) I then proceed to put the cover back on the gas-hole, and as I look into the cashier’s window from outside, this brand new hooker gives me a wink as she licks her lips.

9) To make good on the deal, I walk back in and count the money out as she tells me she’ll drain me faster than a metal bucket in the middle of the desert on a hot summer day.

10) I’m so worked up, tank full at this point and she grabs my pumper and walks me out behind the dumpster.

11) Sure enough, another quick draining of the pump and she did not spare a drop.

12) Her gas-hole was tighter than I expected, so she left me a tip and I was on my way.

13) Feeling drained but great, I recall what Arnold says, “The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.”


Yeah...same question again, but I think it should be from a female perspective...as Stan said, don't use any car-related terms and be perverted.

Maybe a new game altogether haha
 
Doing as little as possible.. may not even get dressed…booze in bed… place your order…

HDY unwind after work?
 
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